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Thursday, April 5, 2007

Software Jokes and bpo company jokes




The Leave Applications and other letters from outsourcing executives


Infosys, Bangalore: An employee applied for leave as follows:

"Since I have to go to my village to sell my land along with my wife, please sanction me one-week leave."


Joke: Leave applications & letter writing by executives
Krissy March 15, 2007
Know More: Outsourcing Joke Bangalore, IBM, Infosys, O&M, Sun Microsystem, Wipro

The Leave Applications and other letters from outsourcing executives


Infosys, Bangalore:
An employee applied for leave as follows:

"Since I have to go to my village to sell my land along with my wife, please sanction me one-week leave."

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This is from Oracle Bangalore: >From an employee who was performing the "mundan" ceremony of his 10 year old son: as I want to shave my son's head, please leave me for two days.."


Another gem from O&M. Leave-letter from an employee who was performing his daughter's wedding:as I am marrying my daughter, please grant a week's leave.."


From Accenture Administration Department:
"As my mother-in-law has expired and I am only one responsible for it, please grant me 10 days leave."

Another employee from IBM Daksh applied for half day leave:
"Since I've to go to the cremation ground at 10 o-clock and I may not return, please grant me half day casual leave"

An incident of a leave letter:
I am suffering from fever, please declare one-day holiday."

A leave letter to the headmaster: "As I am studying in this school I am suffering from headache. I request you to leave me today"

Another leave letter written to the principal of the school: "As my headache is paining, please grant me leave for the day."

Covering note: "I am enclosed herewith..."

Another one:"Dear Sir: with reference to the above, please refer to my below..."

Actual letter written for application of leave: "My wife is suffering from sickness and as I am her only husband at home I may be granted leave".

Letter writing:- "I am well here and hope you are also in the same well."

A candidate's job application: "This has reference to your advertisement calling for a ' Typist and an Accountant - Male or Female'... As I am both(!! )for the past several years and I can handle both with good experience, I am applying for the post. "

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