Wednesday, May 28, 2008

Funny Bunny Jokes - Non Veg Jokes - Comedy Videos

Feeling' Good

(Read this at your own risk)

When asked by their host if she would like another drink, the
attractive blond e bowed her head slightly and said,
"No thank you. My husband limits me to one drink."
"Why is that," the host asked?
Her reply... "Because after one drink I can feel it; after two drinks
...anyone can!"

BAD NEWS

(Read this at your own risk)

A doctor goes to his office one Monday and is shocked to find that it has been ransacked and the files have all been mixed up. He sees the file for Mrs. Smith, but her chart is mixed up with some of the others and he can't tell which is which.

He finally narrows it down to two charts and he decides to call her house. Mr.Smith answers the phone."Mr. Smith, this is Dr. Jenkins. I have bad news. Your wife either has AIDS or Alzheimer's disease, I don't know which.

"Well, what should I do?" asks a distraught Mr. Smith.

"Drop her off at the edge of town," says the doctor, "and if she finds her way back,
DON'T F*** HER!"

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One Early morning a mother went to her sleeping son and woke him up.

MOM: "Wake up, son. It's time to go to school."

SON: "But why, Mama? I don't want to go to school."

MOM: "Give me two reasons why you don't want to go to school."

SON: "One, all the children hate me. Two, all the teachers hate me."

MOM: "Oh! that's not a reason. Come on, you have to go to school."

SON: "Give me two good reasons WHY I *should* go to school?"

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MOM: "One, you are FIFTY-TWO years old. Two, you are the PRINCIPAL of
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The Great Stunt show - A Comedy video


Some funny pictures


Friday, May 23, 2008

Bollywood to Kollywood - Another remake film

Yet another remake film in Kollywood! Bollywood blockbuster Taxi Number 9211 in which Nana Patekar, John Abraham, Sameera Reddy, Sonali Kulkarni played the lead roles will soon be remade in Tamil. Pasupathy has bagged Nana Patekar's role and Simran will play his wife in the film. May Madham-fame Sonali Kulkarni has also been signed up, while the team is still scouting for another male lead. Sources say that film is for the present is called Taxi, but the title will be changed to benefit from the tax sops. Pasupathy, presently associated with Kuselan and Vedigundu Murugesan, will work on this project once his commitment with Kuselan is over, says sources.
Taxi Number 9211 - Cast
  • Nana Patekar
  • John Abraham
  • Sonali Kulkarni
  • Sameera Reddy
  • Kurush Deboo
  • Shivaji Satham
  • Priyanka Chopra
  • Sanjay Dutt

Wednesday, May 21, 2008

Mercedes Benz demand from cities like Madurai, Thiruvananthapuram, Kochi


Buoyed by the rising demand for luxury cars in the Indian market, Mercedes-Benzautomobile maker Mercedes Benz India announced that it aims to sell 3,000 cars across the country within the existing year.

The luxury car maker sold 2,491 units in India during the last year

Wilfred Aulbur, company's Managing Director and CEO, stated, “Across India there is a significant demand for luxury cars and luxury products. For us this is very encouraging as it indicates that the economic development in the last few years is paying off.”

The company today kicked off its Kerala dealer Rajasree Motors’ new showroom at nearby Maradu.

The company was able to sell 1,300 Mercedes-Benz cars in Kerala during the first four months of this year.

“While Delhi and Mumbai are the two big important markets, down south there is a close race between Hyderabad, Chennai and Bangalore. There is a growing demand from cities like Kochi, Thiruvananthapuram and Madurai,” Mr. Aulbur added.

The company has also expressed its interest in the luxury bus segment, and had signed up a deal with Jalandhar-based Sutlej Motors for the creation of the bus body. The launch of the luxury bus is scheduled in the second half of the existing year.

In order to meet up future requirements, Mercedes Benz is also establishing a Rs 350 crore manufacturing plant at Chakan in Pune on a 100 acre area. The plant would have an annual capacity to make 5,000 passenger cars and 1,200 commercial vehicles.

The Mercedes Benz locally makes S Class, E class and C class cars in India, and imports Mercedes Benz S class, M class, CL class and popular SLK class and CLS class as completely built units.

Info about Mercedes-Benz:

  • Mercedes-Benz is a German manufacturer of luxury and high-performance automobiles, buses, coaches, and trucks owned by Daimler AG. Mercedes-Benz has, over the years, introduced many technological and safety features that have become common in modern vehicles.
  • Mercedes-Benz automobiles are available at dealerships in over 130 countries and their work fleet (trucks and commercial vehicles) are available from a group of dealers worldwide as well as the factory-direct. As with several European brand automobiles, Mercedes has offered a European delivery option for purchasing of a Mercedes-Benz automobile for American customers.
  • Today Mercedes-Benz has a full range of passenger, light commercial and heavy commercial vehicles. Production is on a Global basis. The Smart brand of city cars has also been part of the Mercedes-Benz Group since 1994.
  • Since its inception, Mercedes-Benz had a reputation for quality and durability. Objective measures looking at Passenger vehicles such as J.D. Power surveys demonstrated a downturn in reputation in this area in the late 1990s and early 2000s. By 2005, Mercedes temporarily returned to the industry average for initial quality, according to J.D. Power.[1] In J.D. Power's Initial Quality Study for the first quarter of 2007, Mercedes showed dramatic improvement by climbing to 4th place, surpassing quality leader Toyota and earning several awards for its models

Saturday, May 17, 2008

The great Khali coming to Madurai for a Bollywood film


World Wrestling Entertainment (WWE) star 'The great Khali' is all set to star in a Bollywood film being shot extensively in Madurai. Khali who is in India for a month-long vacation made himself available for the shooting of a Bollywood film 'Khushti' at Aathamkudi in Sivagangai District in Tamil Nadu. At a press conference in Mumbai, Khali expressed his happiness at getting the opportunity to work in a Bollywood film. Khali is playing a character role in 'Khushti'. "The director is very good. He taught me everything very well. I am thankful to the entire crew. I am fortunate to have such a good crew," said Khali. The film made under Venus Films will also star Rajpal Yadav, Asrani, Nargis and Manoj Joshi. "I feel that people like Khali are an inspiration for our country. In spite of reaching tremendous heights, he is extremely humble. I don't think any other superstar is like him," said Rajpal Yadav, Bollywood Actor. Nargis, who is the lead female protagonist and Khali's costar in the movie being directed by director TK Rajeev Kumar is very excited about working with Khali. "I was awestruck and speechless. I had no words. Khali is like a giant with a very gentle heart. He is a very nice person, very grounded, very humble," said Nargis. Nargis had earlier appeared in a Bollywood flick named 'Garam Masala'. The WWE star has already worked in a Hollywood movie 'The longest yard' and now he will act in a Bollywood children's adventure film 'Ramma-The Saviour'. Khali, 35, the tallest WWE wrestler, is 7 feet 3 inches and weighs 190 kilograms. He took to bodybuilding and won the Mr. India title in 1995 and 1996. He worked as a porter before joining the state police in Punjab. He is now a sub-inspector in the police force and is on long leave to continue the fight in WWE.

source: indiatimes.com


The Great Khali Profile

Real Name: Dalip Singh Rana
Best Known As: " The Great Khali " for his professional wrestling career in World Wrestling Entertainment. WWE Management gave him the name after the great GODDESS of Power "KALI", her trait of destroying evil.
Born On: August 27, 1972

Hometown: Dhirana in Himachal Pradesh.
Height: 7'3"
Weight: 420lbs
Hair Color: Black

Eye Color: Black
Dominant Hand: Right
Citizen: Indian
Martial Status: Married
Spouse: Harminder Kaur. On 27 February 2002


Signed with WWE: January 2, 2006.
WWE Debut: April 7, 2006 Friday Night SmackDown Episode.
Trained By: APW Boot Camp. All Pro Wrestling is an independent professional wrestling promotion based in Hayward, California.
Moveset: Khali Vice Grip (Two-handed clawhold), Khali Bomb (Chokebomb), Brain chop
Big boot, Headbutt, Clothesline, Short-arm clothesline, Spin kick, usually to a charging opponent, Delayed scoop slam, Leg drop.
Notable Feuds : The Undertaker, Kane, Batista, John Cena
Career Highlights: World Heavyweight Championship (1 time). by winning a Battle Royal (July 20, 2007).

Saturday, May 3, 2008

Madurai Flight timings and Air fare details - Updated

Madurai Airport is approximately 13 kilometers from the Madurai Railway station, and currently has connectivity to Bangalore, Chennai and Mumbai. International flights from Madurai to Colombo, Singapore and Gulf countries plan to start their service this year.

Did You Know?

  • 3 flights per week fly out of Madurai, INDIA connecting to Mumbai, INDIA

  • Jet Airways India has 1 one stop flights between Madurai, INDIA and Mumbai, INDIA.

  • The largest aircraft operated by Kingfisher Airlines flying between Madurai, INDIA and Mumbai, INDIA is a ATR with 46 seats.

  • 3 airlines operate between Madurai, INDIA and Mumbai, INDIA
Madurai to chennai ticket fare and timings - Updated for May 2008

Air Deccan - Rs. 2675

Fares
Departs
Arrives
Airlines



Rs. 2675
8:15 AM
9:25 AM
Deccan [DN-158]



Rs. 2875
8:40 AM
10:05 AM
Jet Airways [9W 3522]



Rs. 3224
8:30 AM
9:30 AM
Paramount [I7402]



Rs. 4200
8:55 PM
10:10 PM
Jet Airways [9W 3520]



Rs. 5174
2:40 PM
3:35 PM
Paramount [I7404]



Rs. 5174
5:20 PM
6:15 PM
Paramount [I7480]



Rs. 5574
8:25 PM
9:25 PM
Paramount [I7458]

Madurai to Bangalore ticket fares and timings - Updated for May 2008



Fares
Departs
Arrives
Airlines



Rs. 2675
7:55 AM
9:10 AM
Deccan [DN-160]



Rs. 2675
7:55 PM
9:00 PM
Deccan [DN-106]



Rs. 3754
8:30 AM
10:40 AM
Paramount [I7402]



Madurai - Mumbai Flight timings last updated - May 2008

Departure
(Madurai)
Airlines Days Arrival
(Mumbai)
Flight Num
13:40 Indian Daily 16:55 IC672

Jet airways details

8:40 am Depart Madurai
Arrive Mumbai 1:45 pm
Sat 17-May
Duration: 5hr 5mn

Jet Airways (India) 3522 / 335

Connect in Chennai (Madras) (MAA)


8:40 am Depart Madurai
Arrive Mumbai 4:05 pm
Sat 17-May
Duration: 7hr 25mn

Jet Airways (India) 3522 / 488

Connect in Chennai (Madras) (MAA)

8:55 pm Depart Madurai
Arrive Mumbai 8:45 pm +1 day
Sat 17-May
Duration: 23hr 50mn

Jet Airways (India) 3520




Inquiry Numbers for Airdeccan, Jetairways and Indian airlines:

Jet airways contact Details:

Dial our multi-purpose call centre number - 3989 3333 - across Mumbai, Delhi, Chennai, Hyderabad, Bangalore & Kolkata, and access all the information under one roof.

For any queries related to international flights, please call 1800 22 55 22. This number can be dialled only within India and can be reachable from BSNL and MTNL lines.

Chennai
Jet Airways 855 5353, 234 6557
Sahara India 826 3661, 233 0056

To receive instant flight information, SMS Jet "FlightNumber" to 56388.

source: jetairways.com

Air Deccan Contact Details

Jammu & Kashmir, Assam, Arunachal Pradesh, Nagaland, Mizoram, Manipur, Meghalaya & Tripura
18004257008
Andhra Pradesh

9849677008

Maharashtra

9890477008

Delhi

9818177008

Mumbai

9892577008

Gujarat

9898377008

Tamil Nadu

9894477008

Karnataka

9845777008

Chennai

9840377008

Kolkata

9831677008


Bangalore

No. 35 / 2, Cunningham Road,
Opposite Canara Bank,
Bangalore -560 052.

Chennai

No. 47, Deshbandhu Plaza,
Whites Road, Royapettah, (Near Satyam Theatre),
Chennai 600 -014.

source: www.airdeccan.net/

Indian airlines contact details

STATION

Main Booking Office

Delhi

Safdarjung Airport, Aurbindo Marg, New Delhi-110 003 (0700-2300)Malhotra Building Connaught Place (Mon-Sat) (1000-1700)

Mumbai

1st floor ,Air India Building.Nairaman Point, 218,Backbay Reclamation,Mumbai-400 021

Kolkata

Airlines House ,39,Chittaranjan Avenue,Kolkata-700 012

Chennai

19,Rukmini Lakshmipathi Salai, Egmore ,Chennai-600 008

Bangalore

Cauvery Bhavan, Kempegowda Road,Bangalore-560 009

Hyderabad

HACA Bhavan,5-10-193,Hill Fort Road,Saifabad,Hyderabad-500 0041


Madurai Indian Airlines:
Reservation:2341234 / 2341236
Flight Info: 2690433

source: www.indianairlines.in

Madurai Airport expansion - Land acquision sanctioned - New terminal at Madurai airport by 2009


The Tamil Nadu government had given administrative sanction to acquire 614.33 acres of land to expand the Madurai airport, Chief Minister M. Karunanidhi said, laying the foundation stone for a terminal building here on Saturday.

The government had requested the Civil Aviation Ministry to share the cost of Rs 110 crore for the acquisition. Cost-sharing was not a pre-condition, but the government expected the Ministry to extend “50 per cent cooperation for the project.”

Stating that the Sethusamudram Ship Channel Project could have become a reality by last year but for hindrance created by certain forces, the Chief Minister said similar obstacles could crop up for the airport also. “People would try to stall this also in the interest of the poor and farmers,” he said with a tinge of sarcasm.

The Dravida Munnetra Kazhagam and the government were ready to go all out, even by laying down lives, to aid farmers. Mr. Karunanidhi said the country required necessary infrastructure to face global competition in future.

On the country’s development under the United Progressive Alliance regime, he said: “The sun [the DMK] is giving light for the world and the ‘hand’ [the Congress] has lit it.” He sought support from the “hammer and sickle” [the Left parties] too.

Praful Patel, Minister of State for Civil Aviation, promised that the Madurai airport would become an international one. “The day the terminal is inaugurated an international flight will land here.” Stating that Tamil Nadu was the only State to get three airports out of 35 non-metro airports that were being upgraded or modernised, he attributed it to the efforts of the Chief Minister.

Airports Authority of India Chairman K. Ramalingam said the groundwork for the expansion of the Chennai airport had begun; work would start soon.

The Chief Minister also laid the foundation stone for two information technology parks that would come up at Ilanthaikulam and Vadapalanji on the city’s outskirts. The Union government has accorded special economic zone status for both.

The park at Ilandaikulam is to be on 28.91 acres and the one at Vadapalanji on 239.58 acres. ELCOT will develop an IT building with an area of one million square feet in 10 acres of land at a cost of Rs. 300 crore on public-private partnership basis. It will develop common infrastructure at a cost of Rs. 30 crore.


Chief minister M Karunanidhi on Saturday laid the foundation stone for a new integrated terminal building at the Madurai airport, a facility that would handle 500 passengers at a time.

Airport officials said the integrated terminal building would be ready by March 2009. Constructed at a cost of Rs 130 crore, it would have state-of-the-art facilities and amenities, including aerobridges, flight information display system and centralised air-conditioning.

The present terminal has the capacity to handle only 200 passengers.

Laying the foundation stone, Karunanidhi said the airport was being modernised, as promised by the DMK in its election manifesto.

Responding to a demand by Dindigul MP N S V Chittan that the state government should provide land required for the airport’s expansion free of cost, the chief minister announced that the government had already accorded administrative sanction for acquisition of 616 acres.

However, he wanted the Union Civil Aviation Ministry to bear half of the land’s cost.

Karunanidhi said all airports in the state would be pieces of architectural excellence and match world class airports.

Union minister of state for civil aviation Praful Patel promised that international flights would be operated once the integrated terminal was ready in 2009. The modernized airport would boost economic activity and growth in the region, he said.

Karunanidhi also laid the foundation stones for IT parks developed by Electronics Corporation of Tamil Nadu at Ilandaikulam and Vadapalanji in Madurai.

Thursday, May 1, 2008

Super star's fans condsuct special poojas


In an unique way to bring Tamil film superstar Rajinikanth to politics, some of his fans sacrificed goats to a local deity and offered special poojas, here Sunday.

Members of the Rajinikanth Fans Association took out a procession from Munichalai area to the local temple and sacrificed three goats to the deity and performed special poojas in order to please the almighty to bring Rajinikanth to the politics. Later, they offered anna dhanam (free food) to the poor people in that area.

Talking to mediamen, Elango, a functionary of the association, said after MGR, it is only Rajinikanth who will be the successful person from the tinsel world to enter politics. We want him not only to give hit movies but also to enter politics, he added. It may be recalled that few years ago, Rajinikanth wanted to enter into politics during the AIADMK regime in Tamil Nadu, after his blockbuster movie Badsha. But, later he hesitated to enter into the political world and said that he was concentrating more on movies stating entering into politics is only in the hands of God and it will happen only as God wishes.

News and Story of Subramaniapuram


Sasi Kumar, a former associate of directors Bala and Ameer, is producing and directing ‘Subramaniapuram’, besides playing a prominent role in the movie.

The highlight of the movie is that it is a retro classic with a major portion of the events that occurs in early 1980s.

According to Sasi Kumar, ‘‘Subramaniapuram’ is a locality in Madurai. The entire movie revolves around a group of friends from there. 'What love can do to a group of happy-go-lucky friends is the crux of the story. The highlight is that the entire movie unfolds in early 1980s’.

‘The sets have been carefully erected to suit the period. Intense research has been done and the costumes famous during those days have been recreated', he adds.

‘We underwent a lot of pains to choose the costume and sets. We even traveled to the interior village to get the act right’, he added.

Jay, who shot to fame with ‘Chennai 600028’ plays the lead role, while Ganja Karuppu and directors Sasi Kumar and Samuthirakani play pivotal roles. Tollywood actress Swathi is the heroine. Musician-turned-television anchor James Vasanthan has scored the music.

'I was keen on casting newcomers for my movie. I came across Jay in ‘Chennai 600028 ‘and I was immediately impressed'.

On producing his maiden directorial venture, Sasi Kumar says, 'I watched director Ameer at close quarters when he produced and directed movies such as ‘Ram’ and ‘Paruthi Veeran’. I learnt a lot from him and that gave me the courage to follow his style'.

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