Wednesday, November 11, 2009

Unnai Pol Oruvan Movie type Comedy

“Hello.”

CM: “Mr. I.G.R Marrar… Nan solradha konjam gavanama kelunga. I am sure
you are aware of the power of the state of the terror cinema. Vijay padam
nu solluvanga. Avaru nadicha vettaikaran terror cinema unga city la 5
edathula release aagapogudhu. There will be many explosions in your city.
bye…”

Marrar: “Hello… Hello…”

the line went dead…

Asst: “Romba short call sir. trace panna mudiyala.”

Marrar: “Adutha call varumbodhu adha try seidhae aaganum. No more excuses.”

Phone ringing…

Marrar: “5 kuthu pattu, 4 fight, konjam sentiment scene. Enda kupanum
suppanum ippadi oru padam eduka mudiyum.”

CM: “Mr.IGR.Marrar commanding areala irukara theater la pazaya vijay
movie,villu, oodikitu iruku. Innum 20 mins la show mudiya pogudu. Mudinja
pooi padam paakaravangala kaapathikanga. ”

Marrar: “hello… hello…”

the line went dead…

Marrar: “Emergenecy. Enda theater la vijay padam oodikitu iruko anga
security tight pannunga.”

“yes, sir.”

Phone ringing in reporter’s desk…

CM:”Hello Ms.Natasha Rajkumar. This is going to be an important day in
your life.”

Natasha: “Dei, kural maathi pesina adayalam theriyadhu nu nenachutiya? ”

CM: “Naan unga aal illa. Nan solrada gavanama kelunga. go to satyam
theater with you VC innum 20 minutes la. This is live and this is life.”

Natasha: “hello… hello….”

line went dead.

cops rushed to Satyam theater..

The people inside the theater watching the show were struggling to breathe
and live.

cop takes his walkie-talkie: “Sir, the situation is worse. we don’t know
how to bring them back alive.”

Marrar phone ringing…

“hello…”

CM: “Endha oru kuppanalayum suppanalayum ippadi oru cinema eduka mudiyuma
Mr.Marrar? Ippovavadhu serious huh irukengala?”

cop:”Sir, innum 3 mins la movie mudiya pogudu. Mudinja atthana perums
sethuduvanga nu nenaikiraen. ”

CM: “Eppadi kapathanum nu sollava?”

Marar: “Please, tell us.”

CM: “Goto operator room and cut the wire to projector.”

Marar: “Meduva sollunga.”

CM:”Meduvava? Operator… room… ku poi… projector… wire … huh …
cut panunga…”

Marar: “goto operator room and cut the wire to projector.”

Cop: “yes sir.”

Line went dead…

3 PM:

phone ringing…

CM: “Hello Mr. Marrar. Neenga pathadu sample daan. his old movie. Ippo
varapora vettaikaran ada vida bayangaramanadhu. ATM, Kuruvi, Villu lam
vida bayangaramanadhu. Listen to me. DOn’t waste time. You don’t have it.
Naan solrada seyinga.”

Marrar: “Enna seya solra?”

CM:”Sivakasi, villu, kuruvi, ATM, inda movie ella printayum eduthukitu
sozavaram airport ku vanga. Send just 2 cops with that.That cop should
have phone with conferencing facility. I need a huge landing space. Police
vedavaigaloda ennikaya adiga paduthamatenga nu nambaren. I want all the
copies exactly by 5 PM. ”

The call ended.

Marrar: “Collect all the movies and put it in a safe truck and take it to
Sozavaram airport as he said.”

Cop: “Sir, they are very dangerous.”

Marrar: “I know. But inda movies laam ippo vitutu appuram eduthkalaam. ..
Tamil or Telugu. begin the operation now.”

“Yes sir.”

4 PM:

Natasha mobile ringing:

CM:”Hello Ms. Natasha. Somehting is waiting for you in sozavaram airport.
Be there at 5 PM”

The line went dead.

5 PM:

Phone ringing…

CM: “Mr.Marrar, andha tanker huh anga irukara mark la vitutu 100 feet
thalli poga sollunga unga cops huh… Conference call la on pannunga.”

Marrar: “Do as he instruct.”

cop1: “I’ll take villu box with me. I need it. We can give other movies.”

Cop2: “You are disobeying. Put it there.”

Cop1: “No…”

Cop: “Something unusual has happened. He didn’t get the movies to save. He
destroyed all the three movies”

Marrar: “You mean all the four?”

Cop1: “No. I withheld villu with me.”

CM: “Thappu paneteenga Mr.Harrif. Adnayum neenga anga vaechurukanum.
erinju poirukum.”

Marrar:”Nee enna Thala fan huh, Vijay padam laam azikara?”

CM: “Vijay padam pudikalaena Thala fan huh daan irukanuma? Vikram fan huh
iruka koodada. Surya fan? Kamal fan? Ivangalukellam ivan padatha patha
kovame varada? I am just a stupid common man Mr.Marrar. Harrif, irukara
anda oru padatha azichudunga. Ada velila vitta ada paathu innum neraya per
padam eduka aaramichuduvanga. .. Naan oru tamil cinema fan huh solren,
please destroy it. Its in your hand now.”

Marrar: “Nee ippadi verythanama nadanduka karanam enna? Un kudubathla
yaravadu vijay padam paathu sethupoitangala? ”

CM: “Neenga kaetenga garathukaga solren. 14 year old. We are adults Mr.
Marrar. Neenga police vera. Neraya indamari pathurupeenga. andha 14 year
old buffalo kuruvi poster huh saaputu angayae sethu poochu. Inda paathu
kanner vida adhu en veetu buffalo va irukanumnu avasiyamilla. Pakathu
veetu erumaya irunda azuga varada Mr.Marrar? harrif, please anda padathoda
ella copy ya yum koluthidunga. Anda mari padangal tamil la vandada
thadayame iruka koodadhu. Please…”

Harrif Burned all the copies.

CM: “Neenga bayapadara mari vettaikaran movie huh naan release panala inda
diwali ku.”

Marrar: “I hope so.”

CM: “As a common man i now tell you, Dont Release the Movie. Delete all
the movies like that.”

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